Silly Boy
Drusilla ([email protected])
Rating: PG-13
Content: A curse word, and Riley dies.
Spoiler: 4th season. NO B/R sex!
Summary: Riley won't leave Buffy alone even when Angel comes back. Bad things happen...
Disclaimer: I don't own them. I wish I did though. No Riley, Kate, Jheira, Darla, Parker...all would be good with the world.
"Oh my god!! Will, look at that!!" Buffy said pointing towards the obstruction. She and Willow had been walking in the cemetery together, when something got in their way.
"Eeew!! What is that? Is it a demon?" Willow exclaimed hiding behind Buffy.
"I think that what is a who. It's riley."
"Hi girls! What are you doing out here?" riley asked with the stupidest grin on his ugly mug.
"riley you already know. I'm a slayer."
"A sla- ahh. I remember now. And you know about the Initiative, right?" riley looked at her with mock intelligence.
"We went over this a month ago, riley. I also broke up with you 2 weeks ago. So, leave me alone." Buffy grabbed Willow's hand and started to walk to the mansion.
"Buffy! Wait! I have something for you!" riley flashed his fish smile again and pulled a velvet box out of his coat. He handed it to Buffy to open.
"No! Listen, I don't want you!! Stay away from me!!" Buffy shouted slowly so it would get through to
him.
"Here. I'll open it for you." riley thinking he was doing her a service, opened the damned box anyway. Inside reveal a cubic zirconium covered fish with the words in it "Be my Mrs. finn.". Along with the fish was a dollar store ring.
"Grrr Argg!!! (I couldn't help myself) Why won't you leave me the Hell alone?!!?? You-" Buffy was caught off in her rambling when two strong arms wrapped around her.
"Who's this?" Angel asked closely to her ear.
Willow giggled and took a seat on a nearby bench, "I have to see this one."
"Who are you?" riley said as he stood up to his full pathetic height. Seeing the look of fear in his eye, Angel felt no threat.
"Get rid of him and let's go home..." Angel whispered seductively to her. Ever since Angel came back they were inseparable. Later on they found out his curse was permanent
"Hey! That's my soon to be wife you're talking to!" He walked up to the couple and tried to push Angel away. He didn't even flinch.
"What are you talking about?" Angel said as he moved Buffy behind him.
"She will soon be my wife. Uh huh, that's what I said. Then we could move on my farm and have a whole bunch of kids and frolic with Bessie in the barn..." riley's drift off into space was ended abruptly by Angel smashing his fist in his face.
"She's not going to be your wife, or even friend for that matter. So, go away before you get me angry." Angel calmly said, then taking Buffy by the hand walked away. They were soon interupted
"Hey! I'm a commando! I have grenades! Even if you're not a hostile, I'll get the woman I love!!" riley screeched at them.
"riley, I don't love you! If you touch him I'll kill you! Understand?" Buffy said as she turned around and took menacing steps forward.
"I understand. Come on you're under a lot of stress. Let's get you home." riley flashed another fish-boy smile and tried to grab Buffy.Angel switched to game face caught riley by the throat.
"AHHHHH!!!! A hostile!! Buffy help me!!" riley screamed like a liitle pansy ass at Buffy.
"Nope. You're on your own fish-face." Buffy sat down with Willow to watch the entertainment.
All of a sudden riley fell to the ground moaning. He started twiching when a figure came up from behind him.
"Hey, mates. Look what I can do! Don't worry, I think it was a demon anyway." Said Spike, he kicked the body and shouted at it, "Now you feel the wrath of a tazer, you bastard!"
"Spike! I didn't want him dead." Buffy trying to sound like she cared. 375 4109 Carla Pierce
"Someone had to do it. I thought it was gonna be Angel though." Willow said as she poked riley with a stick to make sure he was thoroughly dead.
With that they all walk home to celebrate the death of old dumbass riley finn. No one really wanted riley around. Not even his Initiative buddies, morned for him. They didn't even know he was missing.
The Very Happy Ending
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Silly Boy
Drusilla ([email protected])
Rating: PG-13
Content: A curse word, and Riley dies.
Spoiler: 4th season. NO B/R sex!
Summary: Riley won’t leave Buffy alone even when Angel
comes back. Bad things
happen...
Disclaimer: I don’t own them. I wish I did though. No
Riley, Kate, Jheira,
Darla, Parker...all would be good with the world.
"Oh my god!! Will, look at that!!" Buffy said pointing
towards the
obstruction. She and Willow had been walking in the cemetery together,
when
something got in their way.
"Eeew!! What is that? Is it a demon?" Willow exclaimed
hiding behind
Buffy.
"I think that what is a who. It’s riley."
"Hi girls! What are you doing out here?" riley asked
with the stupidest grin
on his ugly mug.
"riley you already know. I’m a slayer."
"A sla- ahh. I remember now. And you know about the Initiative,
right?" riley
looked at her with mock intelligence.
"We went over this a month ago, riley. I also broke up with
you 2 weeks ago.
So, leave me alone." Buffy grabbed Willow’s hand
and started to walk to the
mansion.
"Buffy! Wait! I have something for you!" riley flashed
his fish smile again
and pulled a velvet box out of his coat. He handed it to Buffy
to open.
"No! Listen, I don’t want you!! Stay away from
me!!" Buffy shouted slowly so
it would get through to
him.
"Here. I’ll open it for you." riley thinking
he was doing her a service,
opened the damned box anyway. Inside reveal a cubic zirconium
covered fish with
the words in it "Be my Mrs. finn.". Along with the fish
was a dollar store
ring.
"Grrr Argg!!! (I couldn’t help myself) Why won’t
you leave me the Hell
alone?!!?? You-" Buffy was caught off in her rambling when
two strong arms
wrapped around her.
"Who’s this?" Angel asked closely to her ear.
Willow giggled and took a seat on a nearby bench, "I have
to see this one."
"Who are you?" riley said as he stood up to his full
pathetic height. Seeing
the look of fear in his eye, Angel felt no threat.
"Get rid of him and let’s go home..." Angel
whispered seductively to her.
Ever since Angel came back they were inseparable. Later on they
found out his
curse was permanent
"Hey! That’s my soon to be wife you’re
talking to!" He walked up to the
couple and tried to push Angel away. He didn’t even
flinch.
"What are you talking about?" Angel said as he moved
Buffy behind him.
"She will soon be my wife. Uh huh, that’s what
I said. Then we could move on
my farm and have a whole bunch of kids and frolic with Bessie
in the barn..."
riley’s drift off into space was ended abruptly by Angel
smashing his fist in
his face.
"She’s not going to be your wife, or even friend
for that matter. So, go away
before you get me angry." Angel calmly said, then taking
Buffy by the hand
walked away. They were soon interupted
"Hey! I’m a commando! I have grenades! Even if
you’re not a hostile, I’ll get
the woman I love!!" riley screeched at them.
"riley, I don’t love you! If you touch him I’ll
kill you! Understand?" Buffy
said as she turned around and took menacing steps forward.
"I understand. Come on you’re under a lot of stress.
Let’s get you home."
riley flashed another fish-boy smile and tried to grab Buffy.Angel
switched to
game face caught riley by the throat.
"AHHHHH!!!! A hostile!! Buffy help me!!" riley screamed
like a liitle pansy
ass at Buffy.
"Nope. You’re on your own fish-face." Buffy
sat down with Willow to watch the
entertainment.
All of a sudden riley fell to the ground moaning. He started twiching
when a
figure came up from behind him.
"Hey, mates. Look what I can do! Don’t worry, I
think it was a demon anyway."
Said Spike, he kicked the body and shouted at it, "Now you
feel the wrath of a
tazer, you bastard!"
"Spike! I didn’t want him dead." Buffy trying
to sound like she cared. 375
4109 Carla Pierce
"Someone had to do it. I thought it was gonna be Angel though."
Willow said
as she poked riley with a stick to make sure he was thoroughly
dead.
With that they all walk home to celebrate the death of old dumbass
riley
finn. No one really wanted riley around. Not even his Initiative
buddies, morned
for him. They didn’t even know he was missing.
The Very Happy Ending
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